DJ P-Modern Interview.
DJ name and why?
When and where was your first gig?
Most played tune in your crate?
Favourite all time gig?
Tips for aspiring DJs?
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit
All my girls get down on the floor
How come every time you come around
Drinks start pouring
The Grey Goose got the girl feeling loose
Fergie, London Bridge, 2006.
Oh dear. “Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!”, “The Grey Goose got the girl feeling loose… my lips make you wanna have a taste”?, “Give me love you long time”? What has Fergie done now? Why would some one who has obviously enjoyed so much success really need to do this? Is it the money? Is it just attention grabbing? I really beggars belief that a top flight manager would stoop to such lows. After managing Manchester United for seventeen years, enjoying success both at home and abroad in Europe – including the great treble win of 1998-99 - Alex Ferguson has shocked the football and entertainment worlds. “I never even knew he could sing”, says Man Utd striker Wayne Rooney, “let alone dance like that”.
Just before I go, has anyone else seen those ads in the street press advertising local DJs Luke McD and Special K? Featuring the times and addresses of their gigs over the weekend and booking and contact details, it’s gotta be the most ego-centric self centred laugh I’ve seen in a while. P-modern supports anything local, but these guys take the cake and eat it too.